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Star Wars: Force Unleashed has Teh Vader

{ April 9, 2008 @ 11:08 pm } · { Games, Movies }
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That’s right Star Wars boys the entire first level of The Force Unleashed will be playable with Vader, I’m gonna go away now. Orgy’s anyone.

Sonic Unleashed… ???

{ March 24, 2008 @ 10:45 pm } · { Games }
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  So I Thought I’d Wrap up On the Sonic Unleashed Stuff.  The game is suppsidley Set for November 2008.  You can Play as Sonic Tails and Knuckles.  It’ll Have 12 stages and will play 2D (Old Sonic Games) and/or 3D (Sonic Adventure/Sonic Hereos).  Sonic will change into “Wolf Sonic” at one point or another.  It will be in Nintendo Powers July Issue and On the Cover of the next PLAY magazine.  SO there’s the childish A.D.D. coverage of Sonic Unleashed.

PSP2 is HERE!

{ February 28, 2008 @ 3:22 am } · { Games }
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Oh ya, I’m busting my skinny jeans with a happiness spurt.  The PSP2 concept is here, I got all the details here.

-Plays PS2, PS1 game CD ROMs
-16 Gigs
-2 Analog Pads-MP4, DivX, MP3, AVi-Wireless GPS, Cellphone, VideoConfrense
-DualShock 4, SixAxis 2
-Webcam 2 Megapixels.
Orgy’s anyone.

Why The F@#$ Did That Happen? Volume 1

{ February 23, 2008 @ 5:15 pm } · { Games }
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untitled.jpg Smash bros edition.
The First Post, a new Section. Why The F@#$ did That Happen? Smash Bros Edition. Every Thursday, I’ll make a new one of these. The way this works is I’ll give you 10 questions under that subject, and then 10 answers. Zaniness ensues.
1. Why Did Mewtwo not make the cut?
The Quota for Pokemon was too large. Only four Pocket Monsters per game.
2. Why did they go for a cut-scene driven Adventure mode? Sakurai was having a good day.Celine Dion announced a new album
3. Why’d put in 2 Fox clones?
The Celine Dion album was delayed… twice.
4. That leads into this, why the Delay(s)?
Sakurai was enjoying a “Friends” marathon.
5. Why does Falco look so F@#$ing cool?
The “Friends” marathon ended.
6. Why so many stages?
To make up for his extremely small P@#$%7.
7. Why didn’t the Morgan Webb monster make the cut?
She was busy ‘Playing’ *cough* SATANIC LIAR *cough* Video games.
8. Why focus on Mario so much?
He’s Just Mario. As John Lennon said: He’s bigger than Jesus.
9. Why is Kirby such a badass?
Because his franchise is dieing. They make charcters badasses when that happens.
10. Why wasen’t Zack and Cody on tonight?
Delayed.
So that’s it.
Do@#$Bags.